LMAO! Ooooooo, I love you Dan you daft mongoose:
- B: Danielll Shoval. Have thouest done ye physics hw I wonder?
- D: thou shalt not speakth of thine evil homeworketh oh woman of the night
- B: Oh but man ‘o day who hath inpregnated many of his first year counterparts…Brock shalt have you flying higher than ye buzz lightyear out thon window…
- D: hark merriely, he doth not posses thy strength to picketh one up neither doth he hath a stature of equal proportions to launch one from yonder window. oh feeble is the mind of an immiagrated whore that ports from Poland
- B: ahh, but if assited in his merry exploits, by the many rentith boys and scholars he hath aquired from his many [many] afronted years, then thouest will fly like ones chicken out yonder window in noest time verily…
- D: ndeed, but the legs of thine dwarf in question are inadequate in such a way that even if he doth posess a legion of rentith boys and scholars one shall hath a hardeth time locating one than a free spot in a common whores schedule. merrily one shall flee in a way so gay that all of the nation of cowards know as france shall turneth thine heads and pronounce “scared blure”
*10 minute pause do to re-arranging cat*
- D :doth thine cat hath thine tongue?
- B: thouest cat in question hath ones legs pinned verily to thines bed in such a way that acess to ones laptop is as likely as a whore born and bred in thine purest poland, bedding a scholar grand from thine coward land…Thine cat hates thee man’o day for disrupting her daily raping routine..
- D: one harks merrily at thy misfortune
- B: As ones mother remarks…life shalt bite thee in thouest posterior regions soonith enough. The almighty polish warriors shalt maketh you feel inadequate with thouest tiny comparison to a penis…
- D: it is not thine size of ones penis but how one useth it, and one useth it well
- B: One harks merrily at the acquisition that one so lowly as to crawl from the depths of Horley central, can boast about thines scum penis..
- D: one hurteth now …one doth wonder if this decieving whore hath complete thine task set on the 7th of november the year of our lord 2008
- B: The whore in question has indeed. Now she is free to frolick with the many chocolatey delights she hath only a moment ago found in the depths of thine cuboard..
- D: one be blesses by thien lord, thy monster of envy hath turned one green
Finshing crapola work now… feel sorry for me 
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