Soo cute 
French scribbles.
August 31, 2009 at 12:13 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: France, Funnyness, Sims, sister
Hello people
Got back from France land yesterday, and have already settled back into the lazy lay about student life. Its heaven, although I fear my mind has turned to mush, as lately I have been struggling to piece together sentences. Though saying that, it may just be due to the copious amounts of booze I’ve had this past week hehe.
Anyways, I’m back. Sunburn and all. The house we had over there was overrun with little beetles and grasshoppers, but they were all very well behaved and stayed on the floor underfoot like they should. I feel bad about killing bugs, so just lobbed them all into my brothers room, it works wonders 
My sister [the french language loving freak] has a strange habit of scaring waitresses. Having in depth conversations about Ducks and boyfriends with them. Admittedly she thought she was me, but any excuse to take the piss
Too many stories to waste your precious time on me thinks, so I shall totter off back to sims to burn children and copulate more. Toodles
xxx
Good morning :)
August 14, 2009 at 12:46 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: Banana, Cat, Driving, Ford KA
I dreamt about chocolate spread sandwiches last night, and African people eating Naan bread.. Yay
I’m not insured to drive my ickle banana anymore :’( Have to wait till after I get back from hols on the other side of reults day. Not that long but still, the dreaded results day urgh. I’m currently swotting from the highway code. Its quite relaxing really, although it has the horrible almost photo-like pages that squeak against my nails and make me cringe. How many stupid road signs are there…
“No vehicles carrying explosives” – No shit sherlock
My room smells bad… I think the cat has crapped somewhere soI’d better go on the look out otherwise that won’t be a pleasent experiance
Over and out xxx
Sundayness.
August 9, 2009 at 4:02 pm (Uncategorized)
Allo. Today hath comprised of bad tempered horses, university and country walks.
I went riding again this morning, and virtually melted off the horse. This is mainly due to the heat, but also because of stupid old saddles, in which the leather has stretched so much that you have to clench for the entire time in order to stay on 
I have discovered that you have to be really careful what you say when talking to typical “horsey people”. I’m not talking about people who own horses, just ones that devote lives to them and manage to develop the buck teeth and histerical laughter. I was talking to my instructor saying that people actually can start to look and act like their horses after being with them for long periods of time. It was only an observation so you can imagine my surprise when he doubled over laughing. It turns out that at that moment, the owner of the horse I was holding had turned up and had been standing behind me whilst I was saying this. Needless to say I got grumbled at, got given a very evil look and had the reigns snatched away from me…
I’ve never laughed so hard after seeing the hugely overweight shetland pony being led away by a clearly very disgruntled lady
Tuesday rantingsss.
August 4, 2009 at 10:23 am (Uncategorized)
I’m soo tired bleh. I want sleeeeppp, but I also want a shower, to do my teeth and to go for a walk. Frankly I can’t be bothered to do any of them.
My daddy is 51 today woop woop 
But he’s in paris land and doesn’t get back to the middle of friday so boooo. At least that means I still get a while to wrap his presents. I want wednesdayyyy, ohh wow thats tomorrow! Forgot, YAYYY. That means I can go shopping with the whore and get stuffsies ready ^_^ He’s going to look like a rat, joy
I hate when people don’t get back to meeeeeeeeee *Dex pops on msn* Never minddddd hehe
This was a very strange blog but ohhh welllss. OFFSKI
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