I’m cold and ill and I just want to stay in bed.

I love my flatmates though. They’ve been trying to cheer me up for ages now bless them, I swear my door may as well be revolving though. I do usually have so much traffic in and out of my room, I feel like a supermarket. I wish that I could get away from this though, have a little down moment without having to worry about talking to other people and have them asking questions. I want to be on my own really. Desperately tbh.

I’m still angry. I thought I was over it but I’m obviously not. I miss everyone and I want hugs. Sorry, this is a very depressing blog, but I need a little bit of venting space. I MISS MY CAT. I don’t this to happen

My pc is annoying me. Its being really slow causing me to suck  at bejewelled blitz because of the lag. Yes I am obsessed, 2 of my flatmates are ahead of me, I’m distraught!

I don’t think I’m ever going to be completely healthy at uni, every other person seems to enjoy coughing on me. Even the animals here are suffering, we’ve lost rats to respiratory problems and our beloved Praying Mantis to unknown causes (yes I did have to look up the spelling on google hehe)

My room is finally becoming untidy, though its so easy to tidy compared to my one at home. Its lovely for once to be a organised individual. [ish] My first assignment of term is in on Monday, and lo and behold I still have referencing to do. I don’t care if I’m plagurising… come on I’m in uni do you really think I’m that aware of my actions the whole time?  I dare you to spend one night in the campus bar, then you’ll see exactly which bodily functions you loose control over first…

Anywaysss, its Hobgoblin weekend YES! It means all the old students come back for 2 days and cause havoc, apparently its one of the highlights of the year, but you can imagine how many people are going to turn up at 9 on Monday morning for lecturers. They should just give us the day off I think

Gotta go and primp and preen xxx

I’m quite proud to still uphold the “never had a hangover” title. Though for your information my toilet has been christened by someone’s stomach contents fairly recently. No names, you silly billy

Long time no speak

The last 2 weeks have probably been the best of my life so far, uni life is amazing I would wish it on anyone that really wanted a new life experience. Since I’ve been here I’ve met some awesome people, annoying people, irritating people all kinds really, but I mustn’t complain cos I have to be around them for a long time to come.

I really don’t want to blog! I really dunno why, I suppose you have to be in the mood and right now I can’t be assed. I think I’ll rely on good old bullet points to make my rambling slightly more understandable

Useful advice:

• Never take your clothes off before making sure your shower is hot. Especially if you’ve just finished freshers week and have neither got the energy to put them back on or grab a towel – This is a cold experience
• Never leave your door locked when you have an early start the next day. This way, if you’ve overslept your room mates can in fact bolt in and wake you up, rather than have to crawl in an hour late whilst your lecturer laughs at you
• Be careful of Rabbits. – No joke, give me a bad tempered cow any day over a pissed off Rabbit
• Make friends with your porters! – This means that you don’t have to go chasing post and parcels across the campus [because there are many places they could be and you have to check all of them, regardless if they are all a 10 minute walk apart] because they will deliver them straight to your room
• Don’t be too friendly with your porters. They are old men remember, and their post visits may come closer and closer to the time you are getting out of the shower
• Make friends – These people will get you through your 3-4 years alive
• Harbour enemies- Don’t let them know you despise them, things could get very awkward when you live in close proximity
• Get a special friend [reminds me of the university guide lol] – The kind of person that will willingly look after you when you are ill, even when you insist on coughing the contents of your lungs up and over them is always essential – Just remember you owe them the same when they are spitting chunks up over your bathroom

I have nothing more to say right now, other than I feel illlll. This will be my first evening in tonight, and I’m not sure what to do with myself. Bored already

Miss everyone back home xxx

From this weeks sunday secrets

This made me smile

You know you’ve had a long long long holiday in which your mind has turned to mush when the weirdest things amuse you.

• My dog falling off the sofa – Funny
• My Cat yawning – Funny
• Just crabs in general – Funny

I’ve got one to top it all though. I’m sure you’ve all had your little brother/sisters equally little friends round to play. Well, this morning like a good teenager I got out of bed at about 11:30 just in time to be downstairs in the kitchen as they arrived. The mothers do the typical thing and start bitching about their children as the kids stand around waiting to leg it upstairs. Well at this time, just as the parents hit the uni subject something occured to me and I start laughing. The bad laughing when your crying and whatever you were eating at the time either flies out or causes you to choke. So you can imagine I sound a lot like a pig at this stage and am steadily turning redder by the second. Weirdly enough, the only thing that I find funny is the fact that no one else in the room apart from me knows that I’m naked underneath my dressing gown. Thats the only thing, and I find it bloody hilarious..

I know, I’m actually quite worried hehe

xxx

Well that sucked

xxx

Hello people

Got back from France land yesterday, and have already settled back into the lazy lay about student life. Its heaven, although I fear my mind has turned to mush, as lately I have been struggling to piece together sentences. Though saying that, it may just be due to the copious amounts of booze I’ve had this past week hehe.

Anyways, I’m back. Sunburn and all. The house we had over there was overrun with little beetles and grasshoppers, but they were all very well behaved and stayed on the floor underfoot like they should. I feel bad about killing bugs, so just lobbed them all into my brothers room, it works wonders

My sister [the french language loving freak] has a strange habit of scaring waitresses. Having in depth conversations about Ducks and boyfriends with them. Admittedly she thought she was me, but any excuse to take the piss

Too many stories to waste your precious time on me thinks, so I shall totter off back to sims to burn children and copulate more. Toodles

xxx