Allo. Today hath comprised of bad tempered horses, university and country walks.

I went riding again this morning, and virtually melted off the horse. This is mainly due to the heat, but also because of stupid old saddles, in which the leather has stretched so much that you have to clench for the entire time in order to stay on

I have discovered  that you have to be really careful what you say when talking to typical “horsey people”. I’m not talking about people who own horses, just ones that devote lives to them and manage to develop the buck teeth and histerical laughter. I was talking to my instructor saying that people actually can start to look and act like their horses after being with them for long periods of time. It was only an observation so you can imagine my surprise when he doubled over laughing. It turns out that at that moment, the owner of the horse I was holding had turned up and had been standing behind me whilst I was saying this. Needless to say I got grumbled at, got given a very evil look and had the reigns snatched away from me…

I’ve never laughed so hard after seeing the hugely overweight shetland pony being led away by a clearly very disgruntled lady

I’m soo tired bleh. I want sleeeeppp, but I also want a shower, to do my teeth and to go for a walk. Frankly I can’t be bothered to do any of them.

My daddy is 51 today woop woop But he’s in paris land and doesn’t get back to the middle of friday so boooo. At least that means I still get a while to wrap his presents. I want wednesdayyyy, ohh wow thats tomorrow! Forgot, YAYYY. That means I can go shopping with the whore and get stuffsies ready ^_^ He’s going to look like a rat, joy

I hate when people don’t get back to meeeeeeeeee *Dex pops on msn* Never minddddd hehe

This was a very strange blog but ohhh welllss. OFFSKI

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Wooooooooooooooooooooooow

Dex hath hacked again ^^

I would just like to say Becky is awesome but smelly, smelly like a…

I wont finish it

Still in bed nyaaaaaah she being getting drink I be writing pointless stuff

SHE APROACHES!!

RIP Malcom – [05/06/09 - 07/06/09]

Hurray for hormones!

Lets get this straight…

- If you walk out in front of me during a driving lesson, I reserve the right to run you over

-If you walk out in front of me during a driving lesson whilst on my period, I reserve the right to run you over, then reverse just to make sure

-If you walk out in front of me during a driving lesson whilst on my period, & in the middle of a really bad day I reserve the right to run you over, reverse just to make sure, and then force feed you to the nearest cow…

But don’t worry. I’ll always remeber to mirror signal maneuver your ass

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Fecking terrified

HACK HACK HACK!

Dexy boy hath taken this blog for his own personal useage whilst the smelly Becky showers for the party.

My hair has been beaten up by her you guys are in for a shock methinks, im now dying of hair spray inhalation

Dex over and out!

My spelling has seriously gone down the drain recently.. I blame my science subjects

2 exams lefttt, & both are synoptic. Fun fun. Physics tomorrow and then Biology the day after that. I’m quite looking foward to tomorrow really, the last time in my life I will actually need to think about electrons and the like. YAY.

Its a pain trying to revise when you know your finished for the summer in 2 days But ah well, cheery mood and then I have ages tomorrow as well to cram with.

*gives up for the night*

Brinsbury college is full of larger louts… You can actually see the beer belly developing at this tender age, it starts with a slight puckering of the stomach area and then full blown inflation over a matter of  months. Tis icky. You can tell I’ve been revising physics can’t ya? aha nothing makes that much sense on here…

byeee

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